I was at the hairdresser's this morning when one of their customers (a professional Santa) came in ringing his bell yo ho hoing. He saw Isla waiting patiently for me.
Usual banter followed by, "What would you like me to bring you for Christmas?"
Isla, "A pink tractor and an elephant - not too small 'cos I want to be able to ride it but not too big 'cos then it won't fit in our back garden."
They may not fit in her stocking and how would the elephant mix with our veg patch?